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I’ve been away from my camera too long. It’s time for me to come back.

I’ve been thinking a lot on what I want to do with my life since I turned 30. Sort of felt like I’ve been drifting. I’ve always enjoyed photography, mostly as a hobby, but in recent years I’ve put it on the back burner to attend to other things. Also in recent years, I’ve become increasingly aware that I’m unhappy with where I am in life. Without boring you with a long drawn out post, I’ve basically asked myself the question every high school guidance counselor asks around the time you’re filling out college apps: “If you were a millionaire and never had to work again, what would you do?” I think more than likely, I’d spend a lot of time with camera in hand, traveling around to new and exciting locations and taking pictures of them. So I’ve set myself a new goal: Become a professional artist. I know it won’t be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is.

I don’t have a detailed step-by-step itinerary to achieving this goal, but I’m working on it and have some general ideas of what I steps need to follow:

  1. Rebuild my portfolio. As I said, I’ve been away from my camera for a while, so I want to get some new work ready to display.
  2. Networking. This will be a tough one for me, but if I want to get anywhere beyond having a few jpegs online, I need to connect with other artists.
  3. Show my work. Again, more than just online. I want to get some prints in shows, enter juried exhibitions, that sort of thing.
  4. Market myself. Once people know about me and my work is out in the open, I need to convince the right people to pay me for it.

Ideally, after I work on that a while, I’d like to be able to quit my job to work on photography full-time. I realize this isn’t a quick task, so I’m not expecting to get where I want to be in just a few weeks or months. However, maybe in five years? I think that’s probably a reasonable expectation to hope for.

Anyway, to begin with, I’ve updated my portfolio at www.robertllynch.com to create something of a professional-looking fresh start. I’ve only uploaded a few dozen of my best works from pre-2015 and planning on updating with new works as I have them ready. For older works, feel free to check out my photography gallery here, I keep a more comprehensive back catalog of old work on DA than I do on my portfolio.

Shoot plans for this year:

  • Planning to visit Clifton Gorge once it gets green again
  • Looking for some more abandoned places to explore and shoot
  • Mentally preparing a trip to Hocking Hills this fall
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So anyway, this weekend was my first big shooting spree since I've started back seriously on my photography work. Friday I took a few pictures in downtown Dayton after work, and Saturday I spent the whole day with my camera. I took a nice long drive to Lima to engage in my first major foray into urban exploration at the Lima Tuberculosis Hospital, a site that's been abandoned since before I was born. I read somewhere that it's supposed to be haunted by the ghosts of patients who died inside, but when I was there I got less of a "haunted" vibe and more of a "place where teenagers go to smoke weed" vibe. On the way there, I made a few roadside stops at some obviously abandoned farm houses to snap a few pics, and on the way back, I stopped in one of the small towns I lived in as a kid and got some pics around the school I attended in 1st grade and the park I played tee-ball in around the same time.

Here are a few of my better pics from the weekend, check out my gallery for the rest:

Swinging by robertllynch  Unlocked by robertllynch  Rank by robertllynch  The Decline of the Agriculture Industry by robertllynch  Unsalvageable by robertllynch

Don't Tread on Us - Kickstarter campaign now live!

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 8, 2013, 10:09 AM
Don't Tread on US - T-Shirt Design by robertllynch

Are you an advocate of liberty and want everyone to know it? Do you have a tea party rally to go to and nothing to wear? Do you think black and yellow looks flattering? From now through May 8th, go support my Kickstarter project and get yourself an awesome new shirt: www.kickstarter.com/projects/r…

WILL DESIGN FOR FOOD

Journal Entry: Wed Feb 27, 2013, 10:51 AM
My wallet and fridge are empty, which means DEEP DISCOUNTS ON DESIGN SERVICES!!!

Need a logo for your blog or business? Got some photos you want touched up? Need a t-shirt design for a club or event?

Check me out: willdesignforfood.robertllynch…. Prices negotiable, email for quote.

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT - Department 13 is now online!

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 5, 2012, 10:09 AM
Department 13 - Episode 1 Cover by robertllynch

Happy birthday to me! Hey everyone, check out my new (and very-long-awaited) webcomic: Department 13. Some of you may know me from my other comic, Heroes Inc., and some of you may be new readers of my work, but to everyone, thanks for checking it out. This has been a long time coming – literally over a decade in development – and represents a very large chunk of my creative energy spent over the last several years. Sure, I could have started this sooner, but I felt the story was so strong that I needed considerable time honing my artistic skills to do justice to it (also, I'm lazy.)

As with a lot of my work, this is really more of a hobby and a passion of mine than an attempt at a career in comics, which means I don't have firm deadlines set for myself. That said, I'm going to attempt to post with a bit more frequency than I've been known to in the past. My goal is one page a week, which considering the complexity of this venture, is a goal I'll have to push myself to meet.

Thank you in advance for reading. To keep up with the comic, subscribe to the RSS feed on the site, or add me on Twitter robertllynch where I plan to post updates as well. I hope you stick around and enjoy the comic!

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Progress

Journal Entry: Fri May 18, 2012, 1:30 PM
I got spoiled by my premium membership... God those ads are annoying. Anyway, renewed my subscription after a few week lapse, and I'm glad I don't have to see another ad here for a year. Figured I'd change my journal skin while I was at it too. Kind of a fresher look than before.

Anywho, as you may have noticed, I've been updating quite a bit recently, two good photo outings in the last two weeks. I'd call that progress. Probably won't get a chance to go shooting this weekend, as my parents will be over and they'll probably want me to spend time with them. Oh well, maybe next week.

Two other items of progress to list, 1) I'm finally getting to work on Department 13 after a decade in development. I should be able to start posting soonish, but I'd like to get a good number of pages ready first. Also with this, I've enlisted the help of longtime cohort missbunny to help develop my website for the project; if nothing else, the site will look good even if the comics suck. 2) As part of my plan to promote my artwork I've submitted a few of what I think are my better photos from the last year  for consideration to the Ohio State Fair Fine Arts Exhibition. There's a chance to win some cash prizes and sell some art, but more importantly, get my name out as an artist.

At any rate, I'd say overall my artistic outlook might be slowly improving. Maybe. Or not, I don't know...

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Quick update

Journal Entry: Sun Jan 29, 2012, 4:43 PM
Recently, I've been working a lot on self-improvement as my new years resolutions. To assist me with this, I've been keeping a weekly progress video blog: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=…

As detailed in the most recent video, I did a bunch of photography Saturday. A big portion of my plans for self improvement include working on my artwork, so expect to see more days like Saturday where I post a bunch of photos, and weeks like this last one, where I post new stuff related to my comicking.

Also, in case you're curious where some of your favorite old deviations of mine went, I didn't delete them all, they're just in my scraps. I cleaned up my gallery a bit today so it looks a bit more professional, and more indicative of my current art style. I.E.: No Zelda Swimsuit pics popping up in the "other by artist" links on my serious photography.

And yes, I do plan on getting back to working on Black Flag. I do plan on getting it off the ground this year, I've just run into a lot of walls trying to get funding for an unproven startup business in this current economic climate.

Anyway, stay tuned. Hopefully there'll be a lot more to see from me this year.

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Black Flag Apparel - Update

Journal Entry: Tue Sep 6, 2011, 11:18 AM
Well... The deadline for crowdfunding on the IndieGoGo's project page for Black Flag has come and gone, and we came in a bit short of our fundraising goal. Of the $7,500 we were hoping to raise, we got... $5. I blame this largely on my own lack of social media presence and networking skills.

But don't worry, Black Flag Apparel isn't dead. While the crowdfunding idea didn't work out all that well, I have a detailed business plan written and ready to take to more traditional sources of funding, such as small business lenders, venture capitalists, angel investors, etc... I'll use the money we raised on IndieGoGo to print copies of this business plan to send out. Along with the work of Black Flag's featured artists, this business plan is sure to grab the attention of more than a few potential investors, and with any luck, Black Flag will be online and selling by the end of the year.

I'll be sure to keep you all posted as the project moves forward.

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Black Flag Apparel

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 6, 2011, 7:28 PM


Here's one of the projects I've been working on in the past few weeks that's kept me from making art. Black Flag Apparel: A proposed online fashion t-shirt store. It's currently in the fundraising stage, and I'm looking to raise about $7500 via crowdfunding on IndieGoGo. If you'd like to see this project become a reality, please visit the fundraising page. If you can donate even a dollar, it will be appreciated, and you can get some great perks for helping out. Even if you can't donate, check it out, and share the link with your friends and family. Get the word out. The more people who hear about it, the more likely it is this project will succeed.

Additionally, these fine artists have joined with me on the project as featured artists:

missbunny MenosKeTiago alexiuss

Look forward to updates, and in a few months, a link to the store.

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Cleaning House

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 28, 2011, 11:10 AM
Just spent an hour cleaning up my gallery; most of the really old stuff I did in high school is in scraps now. It's still online if you want a good laugh, but it's not in my main gallery.

I also cleaned up and streamlined my featured stuff a bit, and set up all my featured works for critiques in case anyone feels like giving me a detailed piece of your mind.

Question: Is there any way to specify which deviations are shown in the "more by artist" section on a deviation page? I'm not too thrilled by the prospect of someone looking at one of my beautiful emotive landscape photos, and seeing my crappy bikini Zelda fanart next to it.

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Coming Back (Hopefuly)

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 19, 2010, 1:16 PM
Kinda been feeling out of sorts and uncreative in the last several months. That combined with no free wifi has kept me mostly offline for art purposes for a while. However, I got a new Droid X not too long ago, and recently figured out how to tether it to my lappy for interwebs. I've also been working on some projects that may wind up here eventually. In short, I'm back. Kinda.

I think I'll go shoot some photos tomorrow if the weather isn't too horrible.

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Charity Auction

Journal Entry: Sun Jun 27, 2010, 8:43 AM
Hey everyone, I need cash. (What else is new?) The foremost reason it to cover webhosting bills, and if you are a fan of my comic Heroes Inc. and don't want to see it disapear, maybe you'd like to help me out.

However, I don't want to flat out beg on the street corner, so I'm trying to sell some stuff.

Item 1: Please check out my ebay auction!! The item up for bids is the .55 ct diamond solitaire engagement ring worn by japanthewoman for the last few years. It seems "Japan" the woman liked Japan more than me, so she's now there without the ring.

Item 2: Buy some of my prints. All pretty awesome works if I do say so myself, available for decorating your home.

Item 3: Commissions. I'll design/draw/photograph/photomanip/CG you up something pretty. How about $30? Sounds good to me. Note me and we can work something out.

C'MON MAN! HELP A BROTHA OUT!

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Scratch that, let me re-write Chapter 5.

Journal Entry: Fri Dec 11, 2009, 5:28 PM
Chapter 5 - New York More Ohio, but a better job

Never mind about that New York thing. As awesome as it would have been to make independent films with my cousins, I didn't have a job lined up in NY, and would have likely been working a minimum wage job to cover my mounting expenses. Recently, I was given a new opportunity, and I'm going for the sure bet for steady income.

I got a job offer from a small screen printing company near Springfield. The owner is looking to retire, and wanted to hire someone who can work as a full time employee for a year or two to learn the business, then take over the company when he retires. As of Wednesday, that's me.

So now I'm getting paid to design, screen print, embroider, and frame pictures, and by the time JTW gets back from Japan (she's got a good new job, too), I'll be a small business owner.

New Town. New Career. Still in Ohio. Oh well. Can't win 'em all.

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Chapter 5

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 6, 2009, 8:46 PM
I'm sick of Ohio. I'm sick of the weather. I'm sick of the lack of topography. I'm sick of needing to drive an hour to get anywhere. I'm sick there being no jobs. I'm sick of towns with more Bob Evans than book stores. I'm sick of there being nothing to do but drink and watch college football. I'm sick of people who are content to do nothing except drink and watch college football. The whole state smells like manure, mold, dead fish, and beer. There is nothing good about the state outside of Cedar Point, even then a majority of their rides were designed in Utah.

Thus, next year, I'm closing the book on Ohio after 17 excruciating years, and starting Chapter 5 of the Robert L. Lynch story (Wherein our protagonist becomes a successful artist and independent filmmaker). This February, I'm moving to upstate New York to live with a few cousins in the Syracuse metro-area. One of these cousins is the seriously underground independent horror-film director Victor Juliet, whom I have previously described as a 21st-century Ed Wood. I'll be lending him my skills in 3D graphics, art, and studio lighting in exchange for room and board. I'll need to get another job to pay off some outstanding debts, but luckily, the Syracuse area is in a much better economic state than Ohio, so I should have no problem (as opposed to here; Nov. 10 will mark three months without a job for me). I'm hoping to get a seasonal job soon to cover moving expenses. (Maybe a few of you could buy some prints?)

At any rate, I'm glad to be getting out of this hellhole. Anyone know anything about the Syracuse art scene?

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Department 13

Journal Entry: Fri Sep 11, 2009, 10:08 PM
If anyone cares, I'm finally getting my act together on Department 13. You know... That action comic I've been working on since 2003... Tried to make myself draw three or so times over six years... Have a domain parked for two years... Remember that one?

Anyway, since I know I can't draw, and since I'm to poor to hire someone to draw it for me, I'm pitching the comic script to Dark Horse. I'm working off their submission guidelines so I have a five-page synopsis of the full 24-issue series, plus the first eight pages of issue one scripted. I'm in the proofreading/show it to friends for input stage now, so if anyone wants to be a test audience and is not scared off by a little tl;dr, then let me know and I'll email you what I'm working on so you can give me feedback.

I'll be submitting it by the end of next week, after I get this semi-market-research done.

If you don't want to review it then just reply with "good luck" to make me feel better.

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Not quite dead...

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 3, 2009, 2:13 PM
...just outside of free wi-fi range.

I know most of you are here for the art, but I've been working on some literary diversions recently. If you wouldn't mind reading a bit, check out my new work I'm posting. Critique would be nice.

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Operation Eternal Puma: Mission Cleared

Journal Entry: Fri May 22, 2009, 6:19 PM
Mission Cleared! 100 EXP Gained!

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Operation Eternal Puma

Journal Entry: Wed May 13, 2009, 1:39 PM
Now being multicast across the entire Robertnet

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Thanks for nothing.

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 15, 2009, 4:23 PM
Did nobody notice my pageviews roll over to 10,000? I left up my last journal for almost a month with the 10K contest details AND NOBODY EVEN BOTHERED TO ENTER.

CONTEST UPDATE: THE 10K CONTEST HAS BEEN CANCELED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST.

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I care about pageviews! FREE ART CONTEST!

Journal Entry: Thu Feb 19, 2009, 2:22 PM
In response to Kiresg's last journal entitled "I don't care about page views!" (and in order to get more pageviews myself), I'm holding another FREE ART CONTEST!!!Basically, this is a repeat of my 5000 hit contest, so I'll just copypasta that and edit...

Hey everyone. You see that number up there? That one that's somewhere around 9600? That's my pageviews. Here's the contest: If you pop on here when that says 10,000 even, take a screenshot and send it to me. I'LL MAKE YOU A FREE PIECE OF ARTWORK! Drawing, photo, design, 3D, whatever you want.

GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Also, take a screenshot if you're near 10,000. Closest one wins.

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Movies

Journal Entry: Tue Feb 3, 2009, 4:17 PM
Stole this from someone's Facebook... I forget who... I think it was someone from my High School...

Supposedly if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. Copy this list, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, and post at the bottom. Have fun.

Addendum: As a bonus, I'll give a my rating on the movie's quality if I have seen it.

[x] Rocky Horror Picture Show (6/10 - Not as great as it's fans make it sound)
[ ] Grease
[x] Pirates of the Caribbean (7/10)
[x] Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (8/10)
[x] Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End (9/10)
[ ] Boondock Saints (Not yet, but I have it now and will be watching it soon)
[x] Fight Club (10/10 - Hells, yeah)
[ ] Starsky and Hutch
[ ] Neverending Story
[x] Blazing Saddles (10/10 - One of the greatest comedies of all time)
[x] Airplane (10/10 - Also ne of the greatest comedies of all time

Total: 7


[x] The Princess Bride (8/10 - Good date movie)
[x] Anchorman (6/10)
[x] Napoleon Dynamite (3/10 - All catchphrases and no substance)
[x] Labyrinth (7/10 - Starring: David Bowie's Package, Costarring: David Bowie)
[ ] Saw
[ ] Saw II
[ ] Saw III
[ ] Saw IV
[ ] Saw V
[ ] White Noise
[ ] White Oleander
[ ] Anger Management
[ ] 50 First Dates
[x] The Princess Diaries (3/10 - Predictable girly disney film)
[ ] The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total so far: 12


[x] Scream (4/10 - Meh. Not a big fan of slasher flicks)
[ ] Scream 2
[ ] Scream 3
[x] Scary Movie (3/10 - Probably would have thought it was funnier if I were stoned)
[x] Scary Movie 2 (3/10 - See above)
[ ] Scary Movie 3
[ ] Scary Movie 4
[ ] American Pie
[ ] American Pie 2
[ ] American Wedding
[ ] American Pie Band Camp

Total so far: 15


[x] Harry Potter 1 (7/10 - Another good movie series I've never read)
[x] Harry Potter 2 (6/10)
[x] Harry Potter 3 (7/10)
[x] Harry Potter 4 (7/10)
[x] Harry Potter 5 (8/10)
[ ] Resident Evil 1
[ ] Resident Evil 2
[ ] Resident Evil 3
[ ] The Wedding Singer
[ ] Little Black Book
[ ] The Village
[ ] Lilo & Stitch

Total so far: 20


[x] Finding Nemo (8/10 - Not Pixar's greatest)
[ ] Finding Neverland
[ ] Signs
[ ] The Grinch (Original, yes; Live action, no)
[ ] Texas Chainsaw Massacre
[ ] Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
[ ] White Chicks
[ ] Butterfly Effect
[ ] 13 Going on 30
[x] I, Robot (7/10 - The book was better)
[ ] Robots

Total so far: 22

[x] Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (5/10 - Meh)
[x] Universal Soldier (8/10 - Classic action movie)
[ ] Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events (Also have, but not seen yet)
[ ] Along Came Polly
[x] Deep Impact (8/10 - Underrated because it was overshadowed by Armageddon)
[ ] KingPin
[x] Never Been Kissed (4/10 - I saw this on the only date I went on in high school)
[x] Meet The Parents (6/10)
[ ] Meet the Fockers
[ ] Eight Crazy Nights
[ ] Joe Dirt
[ ] King Kong (Neither version)

Total so far: 27

[ ] A Cinderella Story
[ ] The Terminal
[ ] The Lizzie McGuire Movie
[ ] Passport to Paris
[x] Dumb & Dumber (5/10)
[ ] Dumber & Dumberer
[ ] Final Destination
[ ] Final Destination 2
[ ] Final Destination 3
[ ] Halloween
[ ] The Ring
[ ] The Ring 2
[ ] Surviving Christmas
[x] Flubber (4/10)

Total so far: 29

[ ] Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (Never seen it, but I love the title food)
[ ] Practical Magic
[ ] Chicago
[ ] Ghost Ship
[ ] From Hell
[x] Hellboy (7/10)
[x] Hellboy 2 (6/10 - Awesome effects, but the love story was pure cheese)
[ ] Secret Window
[ ] I Am Sam
[ ] The Whole Nine Yards
[ ] The Whole Ten Yards

Total so far: 31

[x] The Day After Tomorrow (5/10 - Looses points for being liberal propaganda)
[ ] Child's Play
[ ] Seed of Chucky
[ ] Bride of Chucky
[ ] Ten Things I Hate About You
[ ] Just Married
[ ] Gothika
[ ] Nightmare on Elm Street
[ ] Sixteen Candles (Rented it once, but the disc was scratched...)
[ ] Remember the Titans
[ ] Coach Carter
[ ] The Grudge
[ ] The Grudge 2
[x] The Mask (7/10 - Classic Jim Carey)
[ ] Son Of The Mask

Total so far: 33

[ ] Bad Boys
[x] Bad Boys 2 (5/10 - Not viewed by choice)
[ ] Joy Ride
[ ] Lucky Number Slevin
[x] Ocean's Eleven (7/10)
[x] Ocean's Twelve (7/10)
[x] Bourne Identity (8/10)
[x] Bourne Supremecy (8/10)
[x] Bourne Ultimatum (8/10)
[ ] Lone Star
[x] Bedazzled (7/10 - Good, but a bit too preachy at the end)
[x] Predator I (9/10 - Awesome movie, starring 2 mediocre governors)
[ ] Predator II
[ ] The Fog
[x] Ice Age (5/10)
[ ] Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
[ ] Curious George

Total so far: 42

[x] Independence Day (7/10 - I watch it once a year)
[ ] Cujo
[ ] A Bronx Tale
[ ] Darkness Falls
[ ] Christine
[x] ET (8/10)
[ ] Children of the Corn
[ ] My Bosses Daughter
[ ] Maid in Manhattan
[ ] War of the Worlds (Also on my "to watch" list)
[x] Rush Hour
[ ] Rush Hour 2

Total so far: 45

[ ] Best Bet
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] She's All That
[ ] Calendar Girls
[ ] Sideways
[x] Mars Attacks (8/10 - Insane, but hilarious)
[ ] Event Horizon
[ ] Ever After
[x] Wizard of Oz (8/10 - Classic)
[x] Forrest Gump (9/10 - Excellent revisionist history lesson)
[x] Big Trouble in Little China (9/10 - Awesome. Excellent dialogue, lol)
[x] The Terminator (8/10)
[x] The Terminator 2 (9/10)
[x] The Terminator 3 (8/10 - Hopefully 4 is better than this)

Total so far: 52

[x] X-Men (8/10)
[x] X-2 (8/10)
[x] X-3 (9/10)
[x] Spider-Man (7/10)
[x] Spider-Man 2 (8/10)
[x] Spider-Man 3 (7/10 - Not enough Venom)
[x] Sky High (6/10 - Great concept. Could have been a lot better if it wasn't a Disney movie)
[ ] Jeepers Creepers
[ ] Jeepers Creepers 2
[x] Catch Me If You Can (8/10 - The true story this is based on is even better)
[x] The Little Mermaid (7/10)
[x] Freaky Friday (6/10 - Haven't seen the original, though)
[x] Reign of Fire (7/10)
[ ] The Skulls
[ ] Cruel Intentions
[ ] Cruel Intentions 2
[ ] The Hot Chick
[x] Shrek (9/10)
[x] Shrek 2 (9/10)

Total so far: 65

[ ] Swimfan
[ ] Miracle on 34th street (Never in it's entirety)
[ ] Old School
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] K-Pax
[ ] Krippendorf's Tribe
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Ice Castles
[ ] Boogeyman
[ ] The 40-year-old Virgin

Total so far: 65

[x] Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring (9/10 - Where's Tom Bombadil?)
[x] Lord of the Rings The Two Towers (9/10)
[x] Lord of the Rings Return Of the King (10/10)
[x] Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (10/10 - Second greatest Lucasfilm trilogy ever))
[x] Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (10/10)
[x] Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (10/10)
[x] Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (8/10 - It was good, but didn't live up to the originals)

Total so far: 72

[ ] BASEketball
[ ] Hostel
[ ] Waiting for Guffman
[ ] House of 1000 Corpses
[ ] Devils Rejects
[ ] Elf
[x] Highlander (9/10 - Awesome movie)
[ ] Mothman Prophecies
[ ] American History X
[ ] Three

Total so Far: 73

[ ] The Jacket
[x] Kung Fu Hustle (9/10 - Action packed, and hilarious)
[ ] Shaolin Soccer
[ ] Night Watch
[x] Monsters Inc. (9/10 - One of Pixar's better films)
[x] Titanic (8/10 - My two favorite parts: Semi-nude Kate Winslet, and guy hitting propeller)
[x] Monty Python and the Holy Grail (10/10 - We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!)
[x] Life of Brian (10/10 - Always look on the bright side of life!)
[x] Meaning of Life (10/10 - Every sperm is sacred!)
[x] Shaun Of the Dead (9/10)
[ ] Willard

Total so far: 80

[ ] High Tension
[ ] Club Dread
[x] Hulk (6/10 - Ang Lee ruined it. Now, The Incredible Hulk is definitely 9/10)
[ ] Dawn Of the Dead
[x] Hook (6/10)
[x] Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (8/10)
[ ] 28 days later
[ ] Orgazmo
[ ] Phantasm
[x] Waterworld (8/10 - Underrated)

Total so far: 84

[x] Kill Bill vol 1 (9/10)
[x] Kill Bill vol 2 (9/10)
[ ] Mortal Kombat
[ ] Wolf Creek
[x] Kingdom of Heaven (7/10 - Too long)
[ ] the Hills Have Eyes
[ ] I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
[ ] The Last House on the Left
[ ] Re-Animator
[ ] Army of Darkness (On my "need to see" list)

Total so far: 87

[x] Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace (8/10)
[x] Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones (9/10)
[x] Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith (10/10 - Redeemed the saga)
[x] Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope (10/10)
[x] Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back (10/10)
[x] Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi (10/10)
[x] Star Wars: The Clone Wars (7/10 - In the words of Obi-Wan, "I'm getting too old for this")
[ ] Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
[ ] Ewoks The Battle For Endor

Total so far: 94

[x] The Matrix (10/10)
[x] The Matrix Reloaded (9/10)
[x] The Matrix Revolutions (9/10 - The sequels were technically impressive, but lack substance)
[x] Animatrix (10/10)
[ ] Evil Dead (Need to see)
[ ] Evil Dead 2 (Need to see)
[x] Team America: World Police (7/10 - It has it's moments)
[ ] Red Dragon
[ ] Silence of the Lambs (Need to see)
[ ] Hannibal

Total All: 99

By the standards of the test, I have no life. However I could have told you that to begin with. I think this must have been written some years ago, since it's missing alot of great newer films. My issue with this is the lack of real good movies. Where's Reservoir Dogs, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Soylent Green, Seven Samurai, Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, Alien, 2001: a Space Odyssey, Modern Times, Rear Window, or Blade Runner? Too many unlisted good movies and listed bad ones...

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